Narrator of the Gods

Sinister whimsy across D&D 5e, Pathfinder 2e, Call of Cthulhu, Magical Kitties and more. All levels welcome, all creeds welcome.

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Have you ever looked up at the skies and wondered whether or not those bright pinpricks of light are actually just the air holes in the lid of a massive alien shoebox? If you have been dealt with these sorts of questions then delving into fantastical, chaotic and unique variations of monsters with tentacles doing things (no, not that), then perchance take a gander at the most adequate representation of characteristics that develop into a competent DM.

Hey there, my name is Narrator of the Gods, and my DMing style has been described as “Guillermo del Toro directing the game that has been written by a drunk Neil Gaiman”, and sinister whimsy.

Fear not though, fair potential adventurer, even if you are level one, I welcome all to my table, I care not of creed nor any other related marker. As long as you treat myself and my fellow players with respect and dignity and perchance a touch, if not even a dash, of worship or snacks, that's fine too. So come and watch or listen, or play alongside us as we venture forth into festive and devilish new fields a plenty!

Systems D&D 5e mixed; Pathfinder 2e; Call of Cthulhu; Magical Kitties; The Moon Fucking Hates You; Sentinel and Sanctuary
Plays on Foundry VTT and Discord
Average session 3 hours
Average campaign 3–4 years

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Narrator of the GodsHomebrew 5e and Pathfinder 2eFull

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Tell us what you want out of a game and we will point you at the DM who runs it. No charge to talk, and no charge until you have sat a session zero.

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