Crit Fails and Fairy Tales is a team of professional Dungeon Masters, not a marketplace. Each one applied, was interviewed, and runs games to a shared standard: a real session zero, player backstories woven into the plot, and a campaign that responds to what the party does.
What they do not share is a style. One runs grimdark Shadowdark and Mothership. One runs Pokemon Tabletop United. One has been running games since third edition. Read the profiles and pick the table you actually want to sit at, then ask us about seats.
Games with seats open right now
| Dungeon Master | When | Game | Seats |
|---|---|---|---|
| Charlie Suits | Fridays 7:00 PM ET | Londorwin homebrew, D&D 5e | Open |
| Charlie Suits | Tuesdays 7:00 PM ET | Londorwin homebrew, D&D 5e | Open |
| Dragon of Dice | Fridays 7:00 PM ET | Homebrew 5e | Fresh start |
| Ninjaxus | Wednesdays 7:00 PM ET | Al'Kesh homebrew, D&D 5e | Fresh start |
| Ninjaxus | Saturdays 3:00 PM ET | Al'Kesh homebrew, D&D 5e | Open |
| Orpheus | Sundays 7:00 PM ET | Greek and Roman myth homebrew, D&D 5e | Fresh start |
| LuckReaper | Fridays 7:00 PM ET | Homebrew 5e | Fresh start |
| LuckReaper | Saturdays 11:00 AM ET | Homebrew 5e | Fresh start |
| LuckReaper | Sundays 7:00 PM ET | Homebrew 5e | Fresh start |
| Ipsi | Thursdays 8:00 PM ET | Thylea, ancient Greece 5e | Fresh start |
| Narrator of the Gods | — | Homebrew 5e and Pathfinder 2e | Full |
| Comfortable Grey | — | Multi-system | Full |
The Dungeon Masters
Charlie Suits
Founder. Runs Londorwin, a homebrew world where every campaign shares one timeline.
Read Charlie’s profile →Dragon of Dice
Punctual, prepared, and happy to run anything from homebrew to any module you name.
Read Dragon’s profile →Ninjaxus
High fantasy to grimdark post-apocalypse, with plenty of homebrew and a hero's journey underneath.
Read Ninjaxus’s profile →Orpheus
Collaboration, trust and consequence. Currently running a Greek and Roman myth homebrew.
Read Orpheus’s profile →Narrator of the Gods
“Guillermo del Toro directing a game written by a drunk Neil Gaiman.” Sinister whimsy.
Read Narrator’s profile →LuckReaper
Luxien, the Fated Table. Ten years in, and the rule is “if you can dream it, let's make it happen.”
Read LuckReaper’s profile →Ipsi
Back-to-front campaign design, a 100+ page subclass compendium, and almost no idea gets a no.
Read Ipsi’s profile →Beriweyr
Heists in Waterdeep, horror in Barovia, spelljamming, and Star Trek if fantasy is not the mood.
Read Beriweyr’s profile →Comfortable Grey
Two decades of DMing across a lot of rulebooks, starting with D&D 3e at ten years old.
Read Comfortable’s profile →Lawful Cherry
Dark, gritty, cinematic. Shadowdark and Mothership, with the silliness left in.
Read Lawful’s profile →FlubbaJubb
About 70/30 roleplay to combat, reverse-engineered from the campaigns that actually worked.
Read FlubbaJubb’s profile →Find your table
Tell us what you want out of a game and we will point you at the DM who runs it. No charge to talk, and no charge until you have sat a session zero.
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